Sometimes Craig sends me little love notes via email. One of his most recent messages said this:
"Soda is on sale at fry's. 4 for $8.88. yummy."
What he really meant was this:
"Please, please, please buy me some soda at Fry's. Then I promise I will stop drinking yours. And also you are a wonderful, funny, hot wife who is too good to be true."
I'm so glad I have learned to translate Craig's secret love language. It sure makes for more flattering emails, I can tell you that!
I sure love my handsome soda stealer and his little accomplice.
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