Dear Target,
You are pretty much the best store ever. You smell like popcorn. Your shopping carts are a cheerful color. Your floors aren't sticky. And I love the secret clearance items that you stash away at the back-end of your ample aisles, like this delicious Golden Apple that I didn't even realize I needed until I saw that it was marked waaaay down. (And also Apple's friend, The Pear.) Those little orange price tags just tug at my heart strings every time.
Thank you for being you. And not...well, you know.
Love,
The Very Tired Mom Who Needs Some Perks Every Once In A While

What. Ever.
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