More Lexa Humor

I know, I know. Alexa is a little over-represented on the blog these days. But, in my defense, I spend all day with her, which means I get a heavy dose of the joy and laughter that naturally unfold as a result of being around a hilarious 3-year-old for hours and hours at a time. (There is some frustration mixed in there, too, but we won't dwell on Costco meltdowns or nap-time defiance or anything like that...)

Thankfully, with the help of the handy Notepad on my phone, I have been able to document some of my favorite things that she has said over the last few weeks, rather than merely laughing hysterically and then promptly forgetting what it was that she just said.

Here is a peek into her wonderful little mind. Please hold your applause until the end.

1) Spencer just bless you'd on my arm.

2) You have to take good care of me so I don't run away.

3) (Typing on the laptop) Lex: I'm the Mommy and you're the kid. What chores do you want to do?
     Me: Can I do the sweeping?
     Lex: Yep! And you can also make dinner!

4) (Musing in the car): You have hair on your arm to pretect you from bees that stink.

5) (After I had just told her that Craig had bought the milk that was in the fridge):
     (Audible scoff) Daddy's not a shopper!

6) (After Spencer had just woken up from a nap):
     He had a normal, wondering, sea-shark dream.

7) Me, trying to convince Lex to try something new for dinner: Just try it. It's like those chicken enchiladas         that you guys like.
    Lex: (pause.) But what is it actually?

8) (Wearing her new Supergirl costume)
     I love this stinking outfit. And I love these stinking boots.

the source of so much love and laughter, beautifully 

make-upped just like a three-year-old should be