A Conversation with Daddy

Kids: "Can we play with water outside?"

Craig: "No, not today."

Kids: "Pleeeeease??"

Craig: "Well, okay." (Sees me giving him the evil eye.)
"It's really not that big of a deal."

Me: "And why isn't it a big deal to you?"

Craig: (slowly) "Be..cause I don't wash the clothes...?"

Me: "Mm-hmmm. And why else?"

Craig: "Because I don't clean the floors...?

Me: "Exactly."

Now you know: 

Mommies are the bad guys because we clean all the messes.