First of all, thanks to everyone for the messages of support and condolence regarding the death of our beloved Garbage Disposal. It has helped us all through a difficult time.
The good news is that while performing a routine autopsy on G.D., Craig found that Garbage Disposal was not in fact deceased, but in a state of limbo. Apparently an errant dime found its way down the drain and stopped all of G.D.'s vital functions, leading us to believe that he had, in fact, expired, when truly he was just in a serious coma. Once the rusty, crusty dime was removed, G.D. sputtered back to life and resumed all former functions and duties. It was a miracle to witness, not unlike an episode of "House."
Welcome back, Garbage Disposal, we look forward to filling you with stinky food once again.
I'm so glad to hear that your family member has resumed it's normal life. Our G.D. is named George, and I'm not sure what I'd do without him.
ReplyDeleteSuch a joyous time for your family.