My life, the Soap Opera

**Warning: This post receives a rating of 10 on the gross scale**

So, I'm sitting at the computer, minding my own business (ie ignoring my children) and I hear the words that no mom is ever prepared to hear.

"Hurry! She took off her diaper and her poop came on the floor!"

...followed by the words,

"And there's poop on her butt!"

Like dirty diapers through the proverbial hourglass, so are the days of my life.