Computer Snatcher

When the moment arrives that the kids are in bed,

And you have a quick sec to check emails unread,

Your desk might be usurped by this sneaky red-head

And then you'll be stuck on the futon instead.

Though it's finally the time to get your stuff done,

Like Pinterest or blogging, or anything fun,

Don't you dare leave the room, because in he will run

And smile like a villain when you yell at him, "Hon!"

While it's true that each day he gets cuter and cuter,

Don't let it fool you--he'll steal your computer.