From the Monson Family Test Kitchen

Savanna’s Recipe for Disaster*

2 tsp. vanilla
3 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. ground mustard
1-.8 oz. container of ground ginger
1-4 oz. container of cinnamon
1 oz. bubble solution
6 T. Knorr chicken bouillon granules
4 T paprika
8 T parsley flakes
87 toothpicks
sprinkles

Directions: Go downstairs for an orange. Get distracted, skip the orange idea and decide to climb onto the countertop; then start pulling everything out of the closest cupboard. Spill bubble solution onto the countertop and then climb across the stove to the spice cupboard. On the way, knock down the frying pan from the stove onto the floor and dent it. Empty the spice cupboard. Pour all ingredients into a teapot; top with sprinkles. Wait for mommy to find you. For best results, spill paprika all over your pants, take them off, and then poop in your diaper while sitting on the counter. Serves 12.

*measurements are approximate.

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