*Think the real purpose of a smartphone might actually be to make me go crazy. Can't seem to compose a message using swype without having to correct half the words. Magically, infuriatingly, "Work" becomes "quirk," "let" becomes "key," and "talk" becomes "gadfly," along with some other unmentionables that had me laughing so hard right before bed last night that I couldn't fall asleep. And really, folks? Is
gadfly even a word?
*Supposed to be reading "Lord Jim" by Conrad this week for my English class. Good thing it's not called "Lord Jim Goes to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade" or I might not get through it. (Well, okay, I might not get through it anyway.)
*Exactly what will I complain about when I finish school? I'll have to think of something.
*Christmas shopping is so far from done that it's not even funny
*Seems as though the kids like to complain about dinner even when we're having something they like: "What's wrong with these mashed potatoes? Why are they so watery?"
*Thanksgiving, plus Thanksgivings 2 and 3 (in which many leftovers were consumed) has me done with turkey until next November.
*One day I am going to see about getting a research grant to study the unexplainable magnetic forces with which my children's clothing is drawn to the bathroom floor. I mean, surely there must be a scientific explanation. I'll be sure to publish my findings.
*Started "James and the Giant Peach" with Julia tonight. I sure hope I don't find out halfway through that Roald Dahl was a woman...
*If this is what we call "after school snacks" at our house, I really shouldn't wonder about the kids not eating dinner, should I?
*"Thou shalt not covet" does not apply to a fancy beach cruiser stored in the garage for a neighbor, right??
That's it for now. By the way, gadfly apparently means nuisance, pest, or meddler. Cannot
wait to incorporate that one into my vocabulary. Watch for it, folks.